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"Did it hurt?"

(This is where you'd ask, "Did what hurt?")

"When you fell from heaven, did it hurt?"

We've all been pick-up line victims at one point or another, they're just part of the institution that is dating! Well, we want to hear your wackiest, tackiest, corniest pick-up lines. We even want to know about the ones that actually worked. So share on, and even if the pick-up lines were sooo bad -- at least we can laugh it off.



 
hahah so this one time in grade 8 class..yes this was in grade 8, this cute boy sent me a note it said, "hey sorry but i lost my teddy bear. will you sleep with me tonight?" i was like WOOAH! buddy sorry but im 13!
 
guy: "you must be tired..." me: "why?" guy: "cus' you've been running through my mind all day" kinda cute,but i just dont fall for pick-up lines :)
 
"Break up with your boyfriend and I'll show you a good time."
 
a guy once said to me "If you where words on paper youd bee what wee call "FINE PRINT"
 
once this guy came up to me when i was laying out at the pool and was like hey. i was like uh..hi? and he said oh hey! i sorry i thought you were my sister....can i have your number?
 
Guy: Do you have a minute? I said no he's like I have 2 you can have 1 of mine...LAME!!! Lol
 
" nice legs, what time do they open."
 
I was at work when a guy came up to me and said "Did anyone ever thank you?" and I said "for what?" and his response was, "For making america so damn beautiful". He tried to make conversation but he didnt last long.
 
Had a guy pull a line on me that goes... *Guy* Have you ever kissed a bunny between the ears? *Girl* Says No... *Guy* pulls pants pockets inside out and says.....do you want too? Totally gross. lol
 
Ah, looking back some of the best I've heard are " Boy:*looks at tag in back of shirt* Girl:What are you doing? Boy: Oh just seeing if you were made in heaven." And " lets make like fabric softner and snuggle" Funny but still boos.
 
when i first met my boyfriend he said,"I lost my number can I get yours?" That obviously was not what attracted me to him but he swears that sealed the deal.. lmao
 
How long did it take you to shave those long legs? ...can we say ew!
 
me and my cousin were walking around outside and these guys were standing by a lightpost and one goes "hey do you have some gum" how lame right?? lol but it was pretty funny
 
My boyfriend once told me about a guy who said this to a girl: "Is your name Gillette? 'Cause you're the best a man can get."
 
a guy once said to me "want to sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up"



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