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What do those racy dreams really mean?

How many times have you awoken from a sexy dream feeling more puzzled than passionate? Maybe an ex-boyfriend made an appearance or maybe that creepy guy from the drug store, either way you're befuddled. Before you start considering asking creepy drug store dude for his digits, here's what those tantalizing dreams might really mean.

Ex-Sex
Never thought you'd see him that way again, didja? Well the good news is you haven't, so don't start bracing your new beau for a talk about how you're not over your ex. Your subconscious remembers a time when you had the warm and fuzzies for your old guy and is simply recalling that time. Especially at a time when you and your current squeeze are talking more about where the relationship is going, there's a chance your mind might express that through old memories.

A Guest Appearance By a Stranger
We know it's got to be super unsettling to wake up from a passionate dream about your geeky next-door neighbor, but maybe it's only his stable career you're after. If you're at a point in your life where you're looking for a better job and he's got it, maybe that's what you're really lusting over.

Same-Sex Situations
Of course there's a chance you're interested in exploring your sexuality, but it could also mean that one of your girls is coming through for you big time. A lesbian dream could mean you're feeling especially close to the ladies in your life, maybe leaning on them a little bit more.

Tell Us: What's the weirdest dream you've had?

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o.O Yay, i'm not alone! First of all, i'm a virgin and will be 15 in a few months. I have dreams of having sex with my best friend whom i've liked for a little over three years. He knows and we flirt but we've never done anything physical. He always says sexual things about us but i'm not sure whether he's just saying it. Mostly, I really wish he was speaking truthfully. But he's one of those bad boy, no seriousness guys. Anyone have advice on this or what I should do? Please email me and help: angeloflightwings@yahoo.com
 
hey welcome to my world of freaky dreams. I wake up pondering and wondering why i had it in the first place. but maybe its best i dont share heheheeh sorry
 
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I have vivid sex dreams all the time... I have never had sex but I sure hope it feels like it did in my dreams. I have never felt anything better
 
i had a dream that a fat topless king bought me and forced me to be his wife. he had pierced nipples and all these jewels and was uglier then poo wrapped in bacon. he came on to me and i punched him and ran away in his sleep
 
okay, last night i was driving and all of a sudden i saw a tal guy in a gorilla suit. i got out of my car and went over to him and he would not move. then all of a sudden he disappears. then he comes back and a little man appears on his head and then it disappears. then i wake up, and i feel very confused and my eyes are playing tricks on me i see things and they disappear i went to the kitchen to fix my son a bottle and i am still seeing things that aren't there. please tell me what my dreams mean.
 
I had a dream where my wife (normally) calm and collectieve came into the room all dolled up kinkyish it was hott... And she was doing real exotic things to me but than I woke up
 
This one time i feel asleep over a friends house and I had a dream about my bestfriend which is her boyfriend. When I woke up they were both in the room with me laughing and giggling. It was so wierd and creepy i couldn't even tell her!!!
 
one time i had this sex dream about a kid in my class, it was so vivid and felt so real, when i saw him class the next day it gave me the strangest feeliing, i could not look at this kid the same ever since and it was so strange because it was a kid that i didnt real know that well
 
Okay... So it was either last night or the night before I had a weird dream... I mean besides the fact I remember it... I was at some cabin ( I have no clue where) with a bunch of my girl friend (That I've never meet) and we got lost in the woods then a group of guys (That seemed to go to my school) and then they took us to their cabin and then we all started talking... but we ended up being their for two nights... then the guy I was talking to and I were getting really close really fast... So we went off to his favorite view point... and it was beautiful... Then we were snuggling, and then I looked at him and he looked back into my eyes and we had a very steamy make-out session... Then I asked him what we were and he said... "I want you, I want you in my life, in my sheets, and under the alter... but I've only known you for two days but it has seen like an eternity" So I told him that I want him to in my life and in the sheets... So we went to this cabin away from the others and got it on.... and while I was sleeping it felt like I knew him in real life... but I woke up this morning... and I was like... Who was that... I feel like I know him in person.. and it has been bugging me like crazy... and as I am writing this exact sentence I just realized who it was... Yeah.... I got a call to make...
 
I had a sex dream last night. What are the odds? I don't remember who the girl was... Like, I don't even think I knew her. But I think she was supposed to be someone, but my brain messed it up. And it started out with a phone call, and phone sex. And then she ended up in front of me. And then into a bed. And then on top of me. But the funny thing about me is... I don't believe in premarital sex, and apparently my dreams don't either. Because I never penetrate in the dreams. It's crazy. Horribly unfortunate, right? haha. Male, 17. mob_empire_k2@hotmail.com
 
I had a TERRIBLE "sex" dream, but I wasn't in it! I dreamt that my current boyfriend was having sex with his ex-girlfriend, and his ex and I, do NOT get along. I don't know what it's supposed to mean, but it made me feel real mad when I woke up. It had me thinking second thoughts if they had something going on! But I knew it was just a dream, who knows.
 
I've had a dream with 2 other men and I would hang out with them ,go to the fair ,parties, clubs& town malls. Well , when I kissed a guy named Lonie ,he had black hair long, about 6,1 tall, tan skin, and every nice. Great kissed , with baby blue eyes. He took me out on his mocycle ,then when got kocked off. His friend came down and we 3 talked for about 1 hour and said "I got to pick . " Then I kissed his friend ,his friend had blonde hair, wore sunglasses and a black jacket all the time. Then I kissed Lonie, on the lips ,Then said" Why do I have to pick ?" Then David asked,"Will you close your eyes? " So I did.Then I asked" Can I open them " Well as told the open my eyes slowy. So I did. I felt an Kiss on m neck,just as I got my eyes all the way open Lonie was Kissing and sucking on my neck . For as I looked up David was a Vampie & his teeth was bloody and long when I saw Lonie so was he . And David & Lonie said" WElcome to the Family now . You now belong to Lonie ,now and forever. " I felt of my neck there was blood and I passed out. Then when I awoke up ,We was in another place but He kissed me .He said,That is what they ment to pick." when I went to kiss him I was thinking ok what ever. David came in a smiled.
 
The weirdest dream I have ever had was with leo, in a Club and he was a Thief well, there was a bed in the office and he was waitting on a friend and when I came in I was found out I was in the wrong office and I heard some sound from outside . There was guns shots, I was fixing to go outside . But Leo grabed me ,Said Stay with me if you want to live." While he pushed me onto the bed . Then kissed me . While we kissed ,we held eachother and had sex with each other . For about 2 hours and 45 mins. then when his friend walked in the room looking for him . His friend looked shocked and wided eyed all the way . Leo was running out of the bed tring to talk to his friend . To tell his friend everything. But the silliest thing you can hear that he got slaped. On the face , and he hit his friend in the stomped 3 times. Then the door shut.With me laughing.



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