Howdy,

Just checkin' in with y'all to tell you my skin still looks the same. The $200 cream has yet to work its magic. I gotta read the label to see how long it takes for the transformation to be complete.

I've been reading your stories about your ridiculous purchases. A lot of you bought lipstick that promised to last long, but lasted toooooo long. I read a good cellulite cream story too. There was one story that was really funny about a woman who bought some boots she couldn't even walk in, just cuz they were on sale!

I love reading all of your stories. Keep 'em coming. And yeah, I REALLY do read 'em. This is REALLY me typing right now for all the doubters out there. I would take a picture of myself again, but I'm on my laptop and I do not have that photo feature on this computer. Do they make laptops with photo features on them? Lemme know. If they do, I'll get one. Wish you could see me now. I just washed my hair so I have on a white robe and a big green towel over my hair. I'm sitting in front of a mirror, which means I can see my face. It looks the same. I'm starting to regret the dollars I dropped on that bling bling face cream.

P.S. I saw Mr. Jay yesterday on the set of "America's Next Top Model." I talked to him for an hour about business stuff for the show, but couldn't bring myself to tell him about my $200 face cream. I'm a punk!

Don't forget to watch him on the TYRA SHOW this THURSDAY, November 30th.

P.P.S. I loved my THICK and SEXY MODEL SHOW we did on the TYRA SHOW. Weren't those women hot?!!!!!!